Photo: Kitty Litter and Andrew Lucre-6.30pm, April 6, 2020 (as taken, no editing (well, maybe a whisker tweak: we need no BatShop softwear;)!
Return Skunk Mail: Mr. Bojack Horseman:
Huge fan. Thanks for your enormous interest in Ms. Kitty Litter. Apologies for mailing 'skunk'- keeps the 'u no knows' away.
She admires your solidarity in animal culture. And loves 70/s/80's creatures (though, inevitably, a kitten of her time;)
She would still like to know why you never used your 'recto' legs in the series. Ms. Kitty loved the TV series but didn't quite understand why 'fore-legs' were rarely if ever used, She remembers Princes Caroline leaping a fence in such. Once. But never elsewhere.
My client, Kitty, is somewhat of a perfectionist in such matters, as I am sure you will appreciate and indeed understand. She is one of the greatest young feline dancers around.
As I am sure you are aware, Ms. Kitty is a very sought after 'calent'- even in these stressed times. Pacino, no-no De Nero, even …well. Dog-no-say-no-more.
Kitty holds you in very, very high affection Mr.Horseman. She has always loved horses.
We look forward to your reply in these challenging times and hope the attached 'cat-paw' print brings you look and luck, as the Chinese rats say.
Your Meows,
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