“Cats are much better at self-hygiene than dogs or even humans," comments singer/dancer/cat Kitty Litter on radio vibe show Animal Magic. "We spend roughly 50% of our time cleaning ourselves!" "I have it written into my contracts for max 5min cleaning breaks… I usually take like 3min 'cause I work my choreography practice into the cleaning moves. Like humans can do their tendues while washing dishes. Andrew taught me how to temps releve whilst stuffing my food bowl with salmon! Should he be balancing a Baccarat glass on his nose at the same time? (…meow, only meowjking..:) Sort of…!
Kitty has just released her new single (for animals only: u know where to runt;). All horses welcome. Who wants to run a silly race anyway! Oops, Kitty in trouble again…
t.b.cat
(Andrew's watching re-runs of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - cute dog!, I think he fancies ….)
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U never know: KITTY (and Andrew ) maybe performing on B'Way tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow; Forget Glenda J: WE ARE HERE. 'Round like a kitten in a spiral, like a cat within a wheel, never ending or beginning ….the animals u find: like the windmills of your mind…
(..apologies Marilyn and Alan- sure you like weird critters…)
U couldn't put a word in…:
Andrew: Kitty! Shut Up! Enjoy the dance u talented fur ball! They are old brilliant (the world's greatest) lyricists on the verge of extinction!
…..[argument, signature indiscrete] Let Stephen [sic] Spielberg take that fall…..;)
Like- urn..a..what did he ever know about aliens!!!!!
Kitty: he won an Oscar- or was it that he always seemed he did ! Seeming is believing! As they say in the human world!
i defer to fur…actually could your Mr. f get some more of that ‘sparkin’ wine’ ?
Kit- i’m sorry yo/we both win/wine/w….: and don’t ffff’n fur the lyrics or i’ll…
… And now someone else is getting all your best
These boots are made for walking
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you…
Dear kitty-Sorry i was angry. Nobody cares! Really. All’ that’s left is the love. And the music. U have it all. Even without me. Here’s my ‘friend’ Tony Bennett singin’ something that gives the world something more. Not less. Your meow is worth a thousand meaningless …u know i can never end my…
Mr. Bennett gives an amazing 2012 performance. He even hits the high note. Worth the ticket price just for that.
Kitty has started her V.I.P. (Very Important Pet) tours of New York. No human competition for the next month! Not quite sure they are factually correct but they certainly are fun!
Kitty: “My grand-puppy flew eagles during the war.”
Breaking News: Broadway actress Katrina Lenk was fined a fillet of fresh salmon and a song performance this morning for impersonating a cat on The Kitty Litter V.I.P. tour. Ms. Litter said, “The whiskers were in the wrong place but I didn’t want to offend a cat with a different outlook on life. All cats are always different.” Ms. Lenk’s real cat was allowed to continue with the tour. Ms. Lenk was unavailable for comment as for some inexplicable reason she had climbed a tree, perched on a branch and was humming.
Ext: morning
Kitty leads her V.I.P. tour to the edge of a Hudson pier.
Kitty: Voila! Here is where Donald Duck flew from the steamship he'd boarded from Hollywood in 1942 to support the troops. He had a problem with his webbed feet so (instead of the train) the daily doses of sea water were a tonic for him. If you look down you'll not see some of his feathers that lodged in the new wet paint for his welcome. Hurricane Sandy washed them away.
