Bob Woodward and a sqirrel talk

I have a confession to make: I am trying to give up the The Stephen Colbert Late Show. President Trump: Everything I see makes me positive about life and America. I know I am a loser. Ricky G. and me talk about the 'Colbert' rehab but….ouch…Even Bob Woodward! That's not a good thing for a baby squirrel fallen from the nest at 2" tall. ! Really! Emma Thompson, indeed, is she allowed another drink with that insight. It's totally not like the U.K. now is it - I know they all 4 kinda 'very' rub along together. But even the E.U. of the U.K.- is someone playing …..? !

Look what u u e u u e s a u made me do! I forgot my song! Cole Porter would never ever be so intimidated!

Is Ben Affleck’s ‘SQL’ go-between still…u know? So the uhumm..’wine shop’ is still open…

Many thanks.

Mr. Affleck: you don't want to Exec Produce and narrate my doc about addiction before my protege FURRY QED gets his paws on it: Celeb REFAB! (Just a thought)….What does interest me is that I never really drank (well REALLY drank) until I had no work. I may have been a bit 'Bacchus' sometimes but never….well I never do anything twice..and I'm fascinated when celebs do go down that road when they are so busy and working. (aside all the bullshit etc I know, but then: you want the money, you want the acclaim, you learn to take the crap). Otherwise: just move somewhere grow a Mr. David Letterman beard and call yourself John Smith and escape for the rest of your life. Not that hard. Off the radar: no-one really gives a shit.

My favorite (well quintessant line about American celebrity) is in Gone Girl, when that woman approaches your character at the 'free FIND AMY" daily brunch and asks to be snapped with you. Reluctantly (understandably) your character agrees. Next you know: it's viral. And YOU are painted the heartless, callous husband.

History never dates!


Furry QED (u will only understand the meaning of life (and FURRY) if you read this entire website and pick upon that strange, beautiful, honest (g forboddy…) : creature.


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I was going to delete this post as many may just miss the point: but found this little brown squirrel this morning. Yikes: deja-vu! He/she’s the only brown squirrel I’ve ever seen in my garden. Poor little critter. He/she had a bit more curiosity than any of the grey ones. Always the way, isn’t it.

I’ll have to make a little grave.


It’s all true! I would not manufacture death. I don’t offer any creatures incentives or feed any of them. I just watch. i did witness the Paul Newman of squirrels whizzing round the tree trunks after another about a month ago. The loser headed straight for me as an escape route. Well: not intentionally. I guess I was the lesser of two….

For squirrel 'CSI' devotees, the crime was perpetrated between the hours of darkness last night 7.30pm and light this morning.

Is it a male or female? I'll have to Google squirrel balls and vaginas!

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Posted on September 22, 2018 .