Couch tomatoes!

While Kitty leaps around in all artistic ways and means how am I now the couch vegetable? Good thing she ain't a rabbit- a bliss for some, agony for vegetating species;)! (well not quite true, my couchnisity, I've spent all day nurturing my garden, thinking how can I make this an amazing English garden out of what was nothing without asking Madonna to airlift trees to me:) ! Sure there isn’t a Sean Penn slush fund for big green bushes? Somewhat feeling that I'm a little (only a little, I stress) Midge Maisel suddenly witchified into writing a stand-up routine:)! Oh, the vibrating key board..explains Gertrude Stein..

Fear not Midge, I am no match. My flame solely burns within- not coming to the Catskills anytime soon…;)

Here's a link to some of the wondrous links of streaming theater, opera, dance all things cultural. You literally never need to leave your couch to witness some of the work's greatest artistic achievements.

One is very much so, spoilt for choice. The Met Museum are free streaming a recent collaboration between The Juilliard School, the New York Philharmonic, and MetLiveArts, and part of Project 19, a multiyear New York Philharmonic initiative. THE MOTHER OF US ALL. Their archives seem worth a looksy.

Some streaming services ask around $10 a month. Well, scowling through their great content that is a bargain, considering most are offering a month free trial like Amazon Prime (they got another paid month out of me so impressed was I). That’s less than 3 subway fares! The Royal National Theater are offering on YouTube James Corden's hit that made him an American talk show host (don't you wish you'd stuck to theater and the after-party falafel- no, of course you don't:))

I mean, you weren't /a/ exactly Hugh Grant. I mean he could screw an invading alien in a trash can with his career finally still in tact. Go figure! And who'd of thought that they'd finally cast that feral, runty, little guy in The Graduate instead of the blonde stallion they'd thunk?! So: meditate the falafel. One’s inner vegetable Mr. Cordon. And they might, just one day, beam you up and rescue. Perhaps out of pity and curiosity if nothing else:)

And to think that I once traipsed around the world at mostly my own expense seeking out innovative theater when I could have cryogenized and woken up as a perfect immune human in Corona-ville!

Some microbes have all the luck…

t.b. c..at


Don't cry for me I'm a kitten
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence


Andrew: Kitty! You can't do that! We'll both get tortured!

It's movie night! Shut up! Eat some more salmon. Be a normal cat! NO! Normal cats suck!

Kitty: whatsoabout:

I love kittens in the spring time


I love kittens in the fall


I love kittens in the summer when it sizzles


I love kittens in the winter when it drizzles
I love..


Andrew: I give up! You win! : Movie Night- Cat Choice!


Kitty: Frozen 2.
Andrew: I thought you'd seen …
Kitty: only bits on a dog phone, not the same….grrr..he's boring….always checking his woof updates!
Andrew: OK!

Andrew: (like Phoebe in Fleabag): why didn't I inherit a cat that just licks my toes! grrr…boring….

And yet change mocks us with her beauty…Water has memory..

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Posted on April 4, 2020 .